Cristine Hodgson
1/9/2008
2:31:39 PM | Back in the day when I attended college (yep, THAT long ago) Dan and I decided to work out together. We used a gym that was about 5 mins away from both of us, and met at 5:30 every morning.
I remember walking in considering a cup of coffee and thinking that it wasn't a BAD idea to supplement with it as opposed to water. I'd always glance up and see Dan strutting through the door with his ever-so-confident self.
Laughing I would ask, 'How the HELL are you so awake???'.
He'd grin and then excitedly explain to me, 'I'm GEEKED. I woke up about an hour ago, popped in (insert random energy pill here) and went back to sleep. By the time I got up I was on the GO. I almost forgot my truck and ran here breaking down the concrete wall on my way in.'
As we stretched we would try to get excited about the workout to come. One of my favorite conversations was Dan and I's 'Lose Weight Fast' ideas. We decided to get rich quick, and knew just how to do it. Although I know I'm giving the opportunity for someone to steal this fabulous idea, I'd like to share it with you:
Ok, what you do is write a book. We'll advertise like that &*^c% on TV with the green suit. We'll tell him how amazing our plan is. We'll have before and after pictures, and testimonials. Then, we'll sell this FAT book. When the people open it, it'll have one page. 'GET YOUR FAT ASS TO THE GYM!' |
